Anonymous asked: The wife tries to frame the husband but ends up killing her ex boyfriend she's hiding out and pretending he kidnapped her. Husband decides to stay with wife because she's pregnant. That's the twist to Gone Girl.
This is funny, not because you think I care (dude, I do not care, whose tumblr do you think this is?), but because you are so ashamed to have read the book you needed to write this anonymously. Enjoy your shame, housewife murder paperback Dumbledore Dies! person. Also you leapt on it immediately, like you desperately needed to share? Are you lonely? Spoiler alert, you can fit your whole hand up your asshole if you put in the time and effort